Silence

Listen, I know you think I am dumb but I'll tell you now, I am not talking to you...

... Isn't it quiet?

....Nice

Language

No bloody swearing

Planning for Christmas

I didn't need or want anything for Christmas.
Just as well realy as I didn't get anything I wanted - so that was ok.

The day did not go according to plan which was just as well as I didn't have a plan.
Great when that happens.

Merry Whatsit

Merry Whatsit and Happy Thing

Miss this

I have somthing great to write here...but seeing how nobody reads my stuff I decided not to bother....There, you just don't know what you missed....ha

Lady Looking for Man - gsh

When a lady looking for a man puts in the advert
“GSH” (good sense of humour)

He will more than likely need one...ha ha...
ha
ha ha

Noise noise noise noise noise....

I was just really enjoying the peace and quiet and thinking how nice it would be if it was always silent like that - then a rock band came by on a motorbike followed by a grand with a two fingered pianist, 3 singers, 4 lawn mowers, 5 party poopers, 6 french horns, 7 pneumatic drills, 8 screaming kids, 9 power boats, 10 cars a horning, 11 police with sirens, 12 fireworks banging, carollers singing a partridge in a pear tree. They may sing silent night, but you can’t hear them.

Then there's all that noise on television
Just when the narrater lowers his voice to say something pertinant the orchestra strikes up with some awful din.